Livestream: I Wrecked a Supermarket, but a Million Viewers Got Even More Excited!

This is the hottest supermarket in the country this year!

Here, the employees are kings, the customer service desk is a royal court, and the emperor decides whether you can return something. The checkout counter is a traditional heated brick bed in a rural home, the front doors are powered by people, and the shopping carts are people who need a coin to get going. The children work as sales assistants...

Still buying? Believe me, I'll put a cleaver to your neck.

Want home delivery? I'll triple the price.

Here for an interview? Honestly, our boss wants to empty your pockets.

Handing out flyers? Honestly, the supermarket across the street is cheaper. Shop here and you'll only get ripped off.

"Wait!! Why did the food inspectors leave, touched to tears?! I wanted them to shut this place down!"

In the end, Chen Dong holds up his certificate and sits quietly on the awards stage, staring blankly at the frenzied crowd below. He silently asks, "Even after all that, you're still coming in groups to check this place out? Do you think this is a tourist attraction?!"

"Please!"

"I really..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.