Internet Cafe System: The System Told Me to Die from the Start

System: "Host detected as deceased. System disengaging?"

"Hold your horses, System. I think there's still hope for me."

System: "Please die as soon as possible. This System needs to comprehend the mysteries of the universe and has no time to deal with you."

"..."

The same transmigration, but a different System.

What, you think cultivation is too exhausting?

Come on, let's play games. You can cultivate and have fun at the same time.

What, you think breakthroughs are too hard?

Come on, let's play Penguin. It's full of experts.

What, you don't have a cultivation technique?

Come on, let's watch TV dramas. The Legend of the Condor Heroes teaches you one.

What, you want to learn magic?

Come on, let's play an MMORPG. World of Warcraft has everything.

What, you don't have the talent for cultivation?

Come on, let's farm. Happy Farm lets you grow spirit roots.

If you can think of it, the internet cafe can do it. Come on in and let's have a blast together.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.