Urban: All My Neighbors Are Weirdos

Qin Feng: "From the start, I'm living in the same apartment building as big shots like Si Nuo, Brother Dongsheng who loves mountain climbing, Zheng Lichang who killed eleven people to buy a house, and the crime boss Liu Huaqiang. What should I do? Should I call the police? Waiting for answers!"

Helpful netizen: "This situation isn't actually that dangerous. If those big shots set their sights on you, just take the initiative and then lie down somewhere cool to avoid the smell of your corpse!"

Qin Feng: "That's a pretty good suggestion. Anyway, it looks like my curtains just moved. I'll go check."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.