Reborn: I Faked a Marriage from the Start

Liu Pi: "Heavens, this is so unfair! I finally transmigrated here and cultivated all the way to Supreme Martial God, and then you dropped a meteorite on me and made me reborn. Are you seriously pulling an international prank on me?"

Heavens: "You little brat, what the heck do you know? I'm saving you, you idiot! Take a look at the new persona I've arranged for you. Do you like it?"

Liu Pi: "Damn it! In all my lives, the longest road I've ever taken is the one in your trap!"

Heavens: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.