Naruto: My Mouth Is a Little Too Savage

He transmigrated into the world of Naruto without warning, but Ling was on the verge of a breakdown. Other people started out as Uchiha or Senju, instantly crushing everyone and everything. Why had he started out as a rogue ninja who had just failed to assassinate the Fourth Mizukage? And now a squad of Mist ninjas was chasing him!

It was only after Ling activated the so-called "Positive Energy System" that he began going further and further down the path of roasting people.

Kakuzu: "I once fought Hashirama Senju, the universally acknowledged God of the Ninja World, and lived to tell the tale!"

Ling: "I know. You threw a Shuriken from eight hundred meters away, turned around and ran, then went around bragging that you'd fought Hashirama Senju."

Kakuzu: "????????"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.