Honghuang: My Senior Brother Will Never Become a God

I, the Chinese God, was born on Blue Star, but my father brought me to live in the God Realm since I was a child. I am the weakest among them. The reason why I am the weakest is because my father did not let me practice and only taught me a secret of immortality. Although I can live forever, I really can't beat anyone! By chance, I came to the lower world, a world of monks. With the secret of immortality, no one can beat me, but I still can't beat anyone. It's so frustrating! ! ! Once, I went out for a walk with a new girl I met, and by chance we met some magic cultivators. I am a big man and I must not be a coward. There were girls watching, but as soon as I stepped out, I was beaten away. In anger, I took out the phone. This was no ordinary phone. It had been blessed by my father with divine power. It didn't need a signal and it was fine. I called my father and told him that I had been beaten. He didn't come, so the boss of the monk world came. "Hey Dad, why the hell did you call an old man? I'm trying to flirt with a girl. Can an old man do this?!" "Hey little kid, don't think that because you're an only child, I won't dare to hit you. You're looking for a slap!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.