Xianxia: I Transmigrated Early to Become an NPC

"Kaixin...! Acting on impulse is the devil's work! I'll agree to all your terms. Just put away the magic crystal cannons and let's talk this out!" The cold-blooded pig butcher looks at the hundred magic crystal cannons outside the city and panics. Who wouldn't? Only an idiot wouldn't panic!

"Why didn't you say that sooner? Your wife has already been eaten up, and only now do you remember that finding her should've been your first step? Too late!"

"Hey! My wife... You like my wife? You can have her! Just put away those cannons. What else do you want? We'll give you anything, all right?"

"Get lost, you damn brother-in-law! The only person who'd like a woman built like your wife is you. There's nothing more to say. Bye-bye!" With that, Kaixin hears the cold-blooded pig butcher's anguished squeals and swings his arm down hard.

"You damn super-powerful cannons, blast that old bastard! Teach him not to act so cocky! Now you know how to spell 'death,' huh? Hahahaha!"

"Ah...! Kaixin...! If you don't like my wife, my mother will do! I'll go dig her up right now! Just stop firing! My home! It's getting blasted to pieces!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.