Anime Crossover: My Wife, Kaguya

"I only ate a few of your fruits and accidentally broke your tree. I'm a pacifist, so don't look at me like you're about to kill me. I'll make it up to you, at most."

"...How?"

"Uh... I'll grow you a new one. Give it a hundred years and it should be ready... Aah!"

A hundred years later...

"The tree's grown, and it's even had children. Give me back my fruit."

"You're still hung up on that? I've dealt with those few members of your clan. You don't need the fruit anymore, do you?"

"...A promise is a promise."

"All right, all right, I'll buy you some... Oh, I mean, I'll grow you some."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.