I'm Coldhearted Ash, and There's a Musclehead in My Pokeball!

What would you do if a musclehead popped out of a Poke Ball?

"Go! Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!!"

Pikachu refused your command and used a German suplex instead.

"Pikachu! How dare you! From now on, we're strangers!"

"Pika pika!" came a burly voice.

"A battle between Pokemon is also a battle between Trainers. No more talking! Let's fight!!"

"But you're human! Ah! You bastard! Don't charge in and wrestle Pokemon hand to hand! Charmander, Charmander, are you okay? What? You say his muscles are bigger, so you're giving up?! Charmander! You have to hang in there!"

♂ Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Punching Geodude, kicking Primeape, grappling Rayquaza!

The musclehead in the Poke Ball!

Musashi and James: "???"

"What an awful feeling!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.