CF: My Soldiers Are Hilarious Players

Cao Fengting arrives in the world of CrossFire, becoming a commander with nothing but a barracks. He summons his buddies from Earth, whose souls transmigrate en masse into new bodies to become his soldiers.

And then the base's whole vibe changes!

Horny old-timer: "At level 100, you can marry an NPC. Even if I die, I'll die on the road to leveling up! I swear, I hope there are future mothers-in-law all over the world!"

Troublemaker player: "Get me a tractor! I'm going to offer the Statue of Liberty to the commander! Dig a canal! I'm going to steal an aircraft carrier!"

Military enthusiast: "Ever experienced a steel torrent? Seen a doomsday barrage? Range is truth, and caliber is justice!"

Entertainment fan: "Friends over here, raise your little hands so I can see you! Friends on the other side of the mountain, how are you?"

Mad researcher: "I think if I detonate this ten-billion-ton nuclear bomb, everyone on the planet will be able to see my grandma!"

Cao Fengting, crowned king: "This has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything. I woke up and the crown was on my head. I'm just as confused. I haven't brushed my teeth, washed my face, or eaten yet."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.