I, the Peach Blossom Immortal, Was Exposed on a Beloved Variety Show

Xiao Long transmigrated to a parallel Earth countless years ago.

He gained an extraordinarily long life and eternal youth. With so many beautiful women around him, people jokingly called him the Peach Blossom Immortal.

But as the spiritual energy of Heaven and Earth grew ever thinner, fewer and fewer people remained by his side.

At Hangu Pass, he saw off his eldest disciple, Xiao Dan, who was pursuing the Great Dao.

On Mount Li, he personally buried his second disciple, Xiao Zheng.

His remark that women could hold up half the sky led to a profound misunderstanding by his third disciple, Xiao Zhao.

The Age of Dharma Decline began 300 years ago. Xiao Long could only enter the world, take on disciples, and enjoy the offerings made to him, then fall into slumber to maintain the status quo.

Unexpectedly, when he woke once more, the place where he had slept had become the filming location for the fifth season of Yearning.

Zi Feng: Peach Blossom Brother, I want to ask you to arrange a marriage for me...

Xiao Long: What? I'll make it happen.

Zi Feng: I want to marry you!

Xiao Long: ...I already have enough female disciples.

Zi Feng: I don't mind...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.