Three Kingdoms: Is Ichiro Tanabe Going to Livestream His Rule Over the World?

Tanabe Ichiro transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and obtains a livestream sign-in System.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have received three Divine-Rank General Summoning Cards.

Summoning the invincible top general Xing Daorong.

Xing Daorong:

"Watch me warm the wine, then behead myself!"

Summoning the Divine-Rank General Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang:

"Watch me form a pancake formation to decide the fate of the world. Enemy generals, come have a pancake!"

Summoning...

Ding! Sign-in successful. You have received three Divine-Rank Civil Official Cards.

Summoning the resourceful Yang Xiu.

Yang Xiu:

"Lord Tanabe, your brow is furrowed and you're clutching your abdomen. You need to take a dump, don't you?"

Summoning the Wise Star, Heshen.

Heshen:

"What? You give me a hundred million to do two hundred million worth of work? Are you looking down on me? Watch me embezzle ninety million, then turn around and do three hundred million worth of work. Lord Tanabe, just leave the treasury in my hands..."

What? Lord Tanabe got another treasure. Let's congratulate this lucky guy!

Tools have a tool's soul...

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