I Couldn't Be Reincarnated, but I Was Chosen as a Hero

What? The reincarnation pillar detected that I cannot be reincarnated! There is no other way, then I will spend this life peacefully! What? Shengtianzhu chose me as the brave man to save the world! Damn it, you don't play like this! What? People from the temple are looking for me everywhere, asking me to save the world! Stop joking, okay? I only have one life! What? The people in the temple want to arrest me to defeat the devil! In this case, if you can catch me, I will recognize you as my father! A hilarious comedy unfolds... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.