Variety Comic: Why Am I the Villain Every Time?

"My name is Clodar. I launched the final war in Alabasta. I also defeated the hat boy and prepared to go to the palace to question the king." "My name is Nagato. Now I have destroyed Konoha and beaten Hinata. The protagonist is gathering anger. Is there any hope for help?" "I am Aizen. I have been defeated and will be sealed soon. I am calling for help online." "I am Tokiomi Tohsaka. I admit that it is all my fault. I am in the church and the Joy Monster is behind me." "I, the Emperor of the Universe, Poros, have just arrived on Earth. Should I turn around and leave?" "I, Frieza, will never lose to a Saiyan!"... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.