Konoha: Obtain the Other Half of Nine-Tails Chakra at the Beginning

I traveled through time and became Naruto, and was bound to a god-level selection system at the beginning. My future wife was bullied, so that's okay Call back! "Congratulations to the successful selection of the host, for obtaining the other half of the Nine-Tails chakra that Namikaze Minato sealed with the Shinigami before his death!" Erwu Mizuki tricked me into stealing the sealed book? That's borrowing, not stealing! Can borrowing be called stealing? "Congratulations on the successful host selection and obtaining the mutated and enhanced version of the golden reincarnation eye." Nagato: The samsara eye actually has a golden one? Temari: Follow me back to Sunagakure, and I can be my uncle with peace of mind. Hinata Hanabi: My sister is my sister, and I am me. Naruto-nii, why don't we elope? Xin Jiuna: Yes, my son is successful and has such a good rapport with women. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.