Journey to the West: I, Tang Monk, Bombed Lingshan with a Nuclear Bomb

Tang Monk traveled through time and came to the world of Journey to the West, where he met the Jade Emperor who was visiting privately in disguise. Tang Monk: "You look so ugly and you still call yourself the Jade Emperor?" Jade Emperor: "I am truly the Jade Emperor!" Tang's Monk: "Then let me ask you, Buddhism emphasizes that evil people put down their butcher's knives and become Buddhas immediately. Why do I have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to achieve true enlightenment?" Jade Emperor: "..." Tang's Monk: "Jade Emperor, you punished the people of Fengxian County for no reason, prepared for drought, let those chickens peck out the rice mountains, and those chickens, licked the mountains of noodles, and burned out the candles before letting the rain fall. Could it be that the West is plotting against you? Let you take the blame for that evil person!" Tang Monk: "Then let me ask you again, Western Buddhism has united with you to plot a journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Do you know that when Buddhism truly controls the three realms, your Taoism will still have a place?" Tang Monk: "Stop pretending. If you were the Jade Emperor, you would have gathered the gods and gods to inject the power of law into my nuclear bomb and let it explode..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.