I! Mi Heng! The Three Kingdoms' Greatest Trash Talker!

He transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era, becomes Mi Heng, the ultimate loudmouth, and binds himself to the Strongest Insulting System.

As long as he insults someone, he can obtain that person's general skills.

From the start, Mi Heng rages at the generals in Cao Cao's camp, beating the drum as he curses Cao Cao. He obtains a host of general skills and becomes a brilliant commander, gifted in both letters and arms.

But before Cao Cao can send Mi Heng to Jingzhou, he slips away in a clever escape. After leaving a poem to insult Cao Cao once more, he joins Liu Bei instead.

From then on, Liu Bei holds Xuzhou securely and no longer has to flee from place to place. He defeats Cao Cao, destroys Yuan Shao, sweeps across the realm, and restores the Han Dynasty!

Cao Cao: "Damn it! If only I'd been more magnanimous back then, Mi Heng would have been mine."

Yuan Shao: "My million-strong army was destroyed in an instant by Mi Heng's stratagem!"

Liu Bei: "I take Mi Heng's insults as a compliment!"

Zhou Yu: "Why was I born, if Heng was born too?"

Zhao Yun: "In front of the military strategist, my spear is child's play."

Mi Heng: "A gentleman uses words, not fists. If it can be settled with words, never use your hands!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.