Urban: The System Gave Me a Ball

Qin Feng had no luck finding a job, his rent was almost due, and he could barely afford his next meal when he unexpectedly got a System.

"System, what can you do?"

"I'll give you a ball every day."

Qin Feng was stunned. How had he ended up with a System that had never gone through nine years of compulsory education?

Suddenly, a dazzling golden ball landed on the table.

Qin Feng was dumbfounded.

"It really did give me a ball, but it's a gold ball worth 200 million!"

Qin Feng felt bad for blaming the System. If it gave him a gold ball every day, he'd be set for life.

But he never expected...

"Ding! Today's gift for the Host: one moon. Please claim it."

"Ding! Today's gift for the Host: one renal corpuscle. Please claim it."

There's no such thing as too ridiculous, only the most ridiculous. The balls the System gives him come in all sizes and degrees of softness.

Qin Feng was fed up. He just wanted to be happy: kick a ball around, play some ball, and travel the world.

But the System was truly absurd. "Ding! Today's gift for the Host: one small fireball. Please claim it."

Qin Feng said, "What the hell, now we're doing magic too?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.