Honghuang: I'm Really Not Some Supreme Great Luo!

Transmigrating to the Primordial World, Guo Hao ends up with a high-end Daluo Leisure System that is utterly useless, leaving him with nothing to do but farm and plant trees, until...

Nine Heavens Profound Lady: "A Daluo Golden Immortal like Yinglong was shot dead with a single arrow, then made into snake-bone soup!"

Queen Mother of the West: "With Guo Hao around, Ren Water Flat Peaches are no longer rare treasures."

Zhulong: "The lotus pond is mine, the lotuses are mine, everything is mine."

Jieyin: "Damn you, Guo Hao! How dare you call me a chicken thief? Ow, my leg!"

Zhunti: "Guo Hao is a liar. He tricked me into giving him the Buddhist teachings of the West."

Laozi: "The breadth of Fellow Daoist Guo's heart and the depth of his realm are impossible to fathom."

Yuanshi and Tongtian: "Elder brother, give us back the teachings of the Chan and Jie schools. We want to trade for fruit."

Chang'e: "Brother Guo Hao is the best person in the Primordial World."

Guo Hao: "Are you talking about me? I'm just an ordinary mortal. I'm really not some high-end Daluo!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.