Urban: My System Is Way Too Much of a Cheat

On his first day as the new security guard, Zhou Qi offends the female CEO.

"You can't go in!" Zhou Qi held out a hand to stop Lin Xin'er.

"I'm the CEO here!"

"And I'm the CEO's husband!"

"Are you still asleep?"

"Aren't you?"

"Ding! The Killer Pitfall Quest System has arrived!"

From then on, Zhou Qi was set on a one-way path of courting death while pursuing his wife.

"Ding! Random quest: Marry Lin Xin'er within one year!"

"Accept. Reward upon completion: one home in Shengshi Haoting. Refuse, and the Host will be destroyed along with the System!"

"Ding! Random quest: Keep Lin Xin'er's parents out when you're at her home!"

"Ding! Random quest: Spend the night at Lin Xin'er's home tonight!"

"Ding! When Lin Xin'er is around, flirt with other girls!"

Years later, Zhou Qi watched a news report about himself becoming the world's richest man and sniffed. "Do you think this was easy for me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.