At This Moment, All of Humanity Thinks I'm an Immortal

The protagonist transmigrates to another world.

The System blackmails him into selling weapons in a godforsaken mountain village.

The weapons look unremarkable in his hands, but become divine artifacts in the hands of others.

A chipped sickle becomes a divine sword.

A manure fork with broken tines becomes a divine spear.

A hoe missing half its head becomes a divine warhammer.

Protagonist: "Um, can I join you in cultivating immortality?"

Mighty experts from the heavens: "Great One, stop messing around! You already live as long as Heaven itself, and your cultivation is tens of thousands of miles ahead of ours."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.