For the Sect, My Disciples' Fathers-in-Law Are All Insane

To keep the sect's lineage alive,

Bai Ze sent all his disciples down the mountain to find wives. If they couldn't find one, they weren't allowed back.

Then one day, the first disciple returned.

"Master, I fell for the daughter of Wang Lufei and the Empress, but her dad won't agree no matter what. He even wants to beat me to death."

"That pirate, Wang Lufei?"

"That's right, Master!"

"Come on, I'll help you beat Wang Lufei to death. The Empress is mine, and you can have her daughter."

Just after Bai Ze had dealt with Wang Lufei,

another disciple came running back.

"Master, I fell for the daughter of Naruto and Hinata, but her dad won't agree and wants to beat me to death."

"Yoshi! Come on, I'll go down the mountain with you and sort this out. Remember to introduce me to your mother-in-law afterward."

Just after Bai Ze had dealt with Naruto,

another disciple came running back.

"Master, actually... I... I like Madara, but he says we're both men and it wouldn't work. He nearly beat me to death, too. You have to stand up for me!"

Bai Ze: "I swear, I want to beat you to death..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.