No, I Insist on Growing a Hongjun

Li Yi somehow found himself in the Beidou Star Domain. The first Dark Turmoil had just ended, and the various holy lands gathered the ancient corpses of fallen peerless experts and taboo supremes from their sects, burying them in the Divine Demon Mausoleum. Li Yi became the mausoleum's tomb keeper.

“Mythic Superhero System bound. Host, go dig up graves and plant trees!”

“Congratulations, Host. You have grown a Huang-grade Mythic Superhero: Lu Bu.”

“Host, this is bad! Lu Bu was startled and jumped off the tree before he was ready. Catch him quickly!”

“Lu Bu, come on. Xiyao is the partner of the Holy Son Haotian, after all. What were you thinking, eloping with her?”

“My lord, how can you blame me? I'm handsome, and bugs come built in. It's not like I wanted this!”

“Senior Brother Li Yi, this is bad! The Fighting War God Ape has come knocking!”

“Junior Brother, don't panic. Tang Sanzang, get down from that tree and catch the monkey!”

The Golden Crow Emperor attained the Dao, the Sacred Body appeared in this age, and Ye the Heavenly Emperor attained the Dao.

“You know what? Damn it, Hongjun has come out!”

“It's over. The universe is in for it this time.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.