Honey, Could You Put Down the Fruit Knife?

My name is Yang Chen. At this very moment, my wife is holding a fruit knife.

I have no idea why she's holding a fruit knife. Maybe she wants to peel a pear for me.

"Honey, listen to me. She's my older sister."

"I admit it, I stashed away 300 billion in secret savings."

"And I broke the TV."

"I didn't do anything last night. I slept on the sofa."

"Don't... don't... Ah!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.