I Can Communicate with All Things

Ding! An unranked Great Xia Field Dog has been detected. Initiate mental communication?

“I really miss the little Pomeranian in Building 2. I'm a bit hungry, so I'll go check the bathroom.”

Ding! Unranked mud has been detected. Initiate mental communication?

“Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. You trample me every day, but sooner or later, I'll smear myself all over your faces!”

Communicate with all things, explore the world, and uncover its secrets!

Even if you're a good-for-nothing, Qin Mu can communicate with your body. Maybe you've been training in the wrong direction, or maybe you really are useless.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.