Fantasy Westward Journey: I’m a Folk Tactician, Haowen, Pay Me Tuition

Not a Fantasy Westward Journey PvP story

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Special effect: Champion-level tactical ability

Attribute impact: Unable to perform sexually for 24 hours

Duration: 120 minutes

"They've only won four matches in four months of tournament battles? And Monkey's the shot-caller? That's hilarious!"

"Stop messing up my shield setup. The Pale Paper Doll and Primordial Chaos Umbrella are up nonstop. Laughing Monkey should change his name to Shield-Up Monkey."

"If I were calling the shots, I'd do better than Monkey!"

"..."

As one of the million fans of Monkey, Jiang Yun watched the bizarre plays of "Laughing Monkey Haowen" and entered a state of utter keyboard-warrior bliss, fingers flying as an endless barrage of sarcastic comments nearly flooded the screen.

"You, the player called Monkey's Senior Brother, are so good at calling the shots? Then get in there and do it yourself!"

"Got the guts to get on voice chat? I'll let you call today's Sword Arena match. If you can't break 1,500 points, you'll have to pay..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.