My Retirement Home: The Seniors Make a Midnight Escape

After transmigrating, Lin Feng becomes the director of a nursing home.

He activates the Cultivation Acceleration System and binds it to five hundred elderly residents.

After taking Marrow-Cleansing Pills, the residents flee in the middle of the night!

Then they all go into hiding among ordinary people:

A mute old woman transforms into a queen of song, belting out "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" and sending audiences across the country soaring to the summit of Mount Everest!

An old man who has lost his sense of taste grips a cleaver.

On this day, he steps into the realm of the God of Cooking!

A former grandmaster of the chess world comes out of retirement to save its reputation:

He dominates the international tournament and finally attains the Dao through chess!

King of Song, God of Cooking, Chess Sage, Archmage...

Lin Feng hasn't done a thing, yet countless titles and honors have landed on his head!

This novel is also known as: Grandma Wang left in such a hurry last night, she even forgot to tell her granddaughter about me

I'll just lie back while five hundred elderly people earn titles for me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.