Even Being a Slacker Doesn't Work

Fang Yi is two years and 276 months old, born in the Year of the Pig, male, fond of women, and registered as a rural resident. Just like his name suggests, he's good for nothing, owns nothing, has achieved nothing, is dead broke, dirt poor, and has not a thing to his name... There's no way he's going to spend this life lazing around like a salted fish. Fang Yi never imagined that even being a salted fish wouldn't be allowed. I only want to be a salted fish, so why do I have to endure all this suffering in the world? When the System bonded with Fang Yi, his fate changed forever. The System brought about earth-shattering changes in his life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.