Spare Me, Streamer! Please Stop Hitting Me Where It Hurts!

Reborn in a parallel world as a nighttime streamer, Lin Hao was bound to the Heart-Piercing System. As long as he said things that hit people where it hurt, he would earn emotion points, which he could exchange for money, luxury cars, mansions, and more. He could even use them to draw prizes!

And so, Lin Hao began his outrageous antics!

Lin Hao: "I listened to the story from a viewer named Tang Xing. To sum it up in one sentence, the first half is: Thirty years east of the river..."

Viewer Tang Xing: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man? Thanks, streamer. I get it now!"

Lin Hao: "No! You don't get it!"

"What I meant was: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years as a wage slave. Don't think you're going anywhere!"

Viewer Tang Xing's resentment skyrocketed...

Ding! Emotion points +99

Lin Hao smiled to himself, delighted.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.