I Can't Explain This Anymore, I'm Really Not a Brute

Li Hai transmigrates into One Piece and activates the Brawler System.

You've got to be kidding! In his previous life, Li Hai was a professional pianist. How could he possibly become a brainless brawler?

Garp: "Oh no, that's Shiki's island! I need to notify Sengoku and have him send people over. Li Hai, you guys go on ahead."

Li Hai: "What? Strike first? No problem!!"

Garp: "Li Hai, calm down! That's a pirate from the old era, not someone you can handle alone! Wait... how the hell can you fly?"

Kaido: "What the hell is going on with this guy? Fine, his strength surpasses mine, but why can his eyes shoot fire? What do you mean, the Pig Talisman?"

Big Mom: "Kid, how'd you like to marry me? My Totto Land needs someone from the Uchiha clan."

Sengoku: "If Li Hai had never been born, the Marines would have endured an endless night!"

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