Bleach: My Followers Are a Bunch of Goofballs

The previous God of Death had perished honorably in battle against the God of Light.

Lin Nan was chosen by the remnant divine essence and, through a twist of fate, became a down-and-out God of Death.

But when Lin Nan gazed at his dilapidated temple, which covered a mere ten-li radius, he could only weep in despair.

The worst part was, he didn't have a single believer.

So, to survive, Lin Nan used the divine essence to summon some friends from Blue Star.

And so, voices like these began to ring out in the divine realm.

“I heard the God of Death's believers are impossible to kill!”

“It's normal for the God of Death's believers to be impossible to kill.”

“But those believers are weird. They're always killing themselves.”

“They can't die anyway, so what's the big deal about suicide?”

“Then why do they keep calling the God of Death ‘the *producer’?”

“Oh, that? It's probably just their pet name for the God of Death.”

With help from his goofy players, Lin Nan began harvesting life force at an incredible rate and often invading the planes of the Gods of Light.

The many gods of the light faction cried out that the God of Death was unbeatable!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.