What the Heck? My Pills Have Evolved Again and Again

Fang Jian arrives in a world where everyone cultivates immortality.

He discovers that any pills he owns will automatically upgrade.

In just one day, Qi-Replenishing Pills become Blood-Energizing Pills.

After taking one, a martial artist can advance an entire level with a single pill.

In half a day, goji berry and chrysanthemum tea becomes Marrow-Cleansing Tea, which clears pill toxins when drunk.

In one day, Qi Refining Pills become Celestial Spirit Pills.

Fang Jian advances to the Qi Refining stage, begins his path to immortality, and gains a Celestial Spirit Root.

Oh my god, my pills have mutated again.

Please, stop changing. I can't eat any more...

Years later, someone interviews him: May I ask, Patriarch Fang, how did you begin your path to immortality?

Fang Jian: Honestly, I wasn't all that interested in cultivation.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.