Me, Yu Gong! Crazy to Give Birth to a Baby for Yishan

The encounter with you started from a urinal. I traveled back to the Warring States Period, to an old man in Yu Village! With the system of being a father, the task is to move mountains and the reward is to return to youth. Halfway through the excavation, a cave appeared in the heart of the mountain. Every few days, modern humans crawl out of the cave. "Hey, have you traveled through time? Haha, people in ancient times were all stupid people, look at me exchanging toilet paper for their gold!" I took out the eye-catching urinal and said, "There's no gold, but there's a lot of pottery. Let me get some more." After saying that, it turned into smoke and flew into the sky. "Holy shit, it's flying? A god!" "Hurry and put it away, this is a fairy pot, my God!" "Ugh, there's such a nasty smell, it kills me. Sister, is this urine?" "Bah! How dare you disrespect the immortal! The urine of the immortal is also immortal wine!" "If you take a sip of this..." I hope you enjoy my story as much as I love you madly. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.