I, Yu Gong, Am Having Babies Like Crazy to Move a Mountain

Our encounter began with a chamber pot.

I transmigrated to the Warring States period, into the body of an old man in a foolish village!

I got the Happy Father System, with a task to move a mountain and a reward of returning to my youth.

Halfway through digging, a cave appeared inside the mountain.

Every few days, modern people would crawl out of it.

"Huh, I transmigrated? Ha! People in ancient times are all idiots. Watch me trade toilet paper for their gold!"

I brought out a chamber pot so hideous it made your eyes water. "No gold, but I have plenty of pottery. I'll just take a few more pieces."

With that, he turned into a cloud of smoke and soared into the sky.

"Holy crap, he flew? He's an immortal!"

"Quick, put it away safely! This is an immortal's pot, oh my god!"

"Ugh, why does it stink so much? I'm choking. Chief, is there pee in here?"

"How dare you disrespect an immortal! An immortal's urine is a divine brew!"

"What if we take a sip..."

I hope you enjoy my story as much as I love you, madly.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.