Beautiful Women Fight, and I Somehow Get Caught in the Crossfire

As one of the millions of unemployed, Li Yu unexpectedly finds a jade token on his way back to his rented apartment after failing a job interview.

He had paid it no mind, but when he gets home, he discovers two people fighting inside. Go ahead and fight if you want, but why am I getting dragged into this? What does this have to do with me, heavens?

The ancient martial arts world: What kind of monster is this? Where does that leave the rest of us old-timers?

The medical world: Quick, investigate! How are we supposed to make money once that new drug comes out?

A major Western underground power: I'm going east to get close to that big shot. From now on, what he says goes.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.