The Most Sarcastic Host in History

He's the most sarcastic host in history. Any show he hosts sees its ratings shoot up like a rocket!

He's saved the ratings of countless TV stations and roasted all kinds of celebrities and public figures.

He talks a mile a minute, and his words wound people without them even realizing it.

Who is he? Li Bicheng!

Li Bicheng: "Hello. I heard your acting is even worse than a certain someone else's?"

Some young heartthrob: "…"

Li Bicheng: "How do you manage to be so pretentious?"

Some public figure: "…"

Li Bicheng: "Do you know how obnoxious you are?"

Some star: "…"

Li Bicheng: "Your singing... you're so off-key you might as well have left the planet."

Some singer: "…"

Li Bicheng: "This painting of yours is worth a million? It's too rough even to wipe your butt with."

Some company chairman: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.