Magic: All My Apprentices Are Ridiculous Players

After transmigrating to a world of magic for three years, Li Muran finally becomes the headmaster of a magic school and successfully activates a System.

But the magic apprentices recruited by the System are all goofy players from Blue Star!

The Fourth Calamity has arrived.

The magic school's whole vibe changes!

Mount & Blade player: "What? A monster? I'll teach it a lesson with my lance and a perfect parry!"

FPS player: "Headmaster! This fireball spell is too slow. Check this out: a Gatling gun that shoots blue flames! Isn't this way better than a fireball? And I don't even need to chant!"

Adult-game player: "Huh? There's a female ghost at the school? Holy crap, let's get in there!"

Local mage: "Wait, what the hell? Why are the mages coming out of your school hacking people to death with knives? Can't you cast Avada Kedavra like normal people?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.