My Evil Disciples Want to Rebel? I'm on the Verge of Death, Yet I Break Through

He starts out as the sect's aging founder, with his life nearing its end, and his wicked disciples are even asking him to go die? Lu Xuansheng is a little stunned.

At this double crisis, the System for Turning Desperate Situations Around awakens. Whenever he reaches a dead end, he is guaranteed a breakthrough!

Deity Transformation Realm, breakthrough! His lifespan increases to a thousand years!

Now young again, Lu Xuansheng stands with his hands behind his back. "Wicked disciples, why aren't you on your knees?"

From then on, wherever there is a desperate situation, Lu Xuansheng is there. And if there isn't one, he'll find a way to create one.

You're a Void Refinement Dao Lord? Not enough. Call in a few more people to put pressure on me!

You're a mighty Dao Integration expert? Step aside. Bring out your family patriarch to deal with me!

A tribulation lightning bolt? Too weak. Is that supposed to tickle? Send a few more!

Cultivation World: "Fellow Daoist, please ascend already! The Immortal Realm is so vast. Don't you want to go see it?"

Immortal Realm: "Quick, summon the Immortal Emperor!"

Immortal Emperor: "Fellow Daoist, wait a moment. Why don't we make friends over a game of Go?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.