I Fed an Old Man an Immortal Pill from the Start, and He Played Me

On his first day as the new director of a nursing home, Li Yang activates the Elderly Cultivation System.

After feeding the seniors immortal pills as the System instructed, Li Yang never could have imagined

that he would bring such a remarkable group of elderly people into this world.

The next day, he sees a note on his desk and a senior's granddaughter.

Li Yang is completely at a loss.

From then on, all sorts of strange reports start appearing on TV, in newspapers, and online.

Shocking! A 90-year-old man rides out in splendid clothes and helps the police solve several murder cases, only to be forcibly taken away by a young man.

Shocking! A former world table tennis champion is shut out by an old man on a variety show, then knocked unconscious and carried off by a young fellow.

Shocking the world of physics! The older, the wiser: an elderly man takes off while doing a flower-hand dance on livestream, then is forcibly taken away by a mysterious person. Suspected superpower organization.

In the days that follow, Li Yang begins his hilarious daily battles of wits with the seniors.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.