Journey to the West: Stop Pretending, You're the Great Dao

Wu Feng opened a general store on Flower-Fruit Mountain, and the whole vibe of Journey to the West changed.

"Tathagata, behold my Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force!" Dizang transformed into a giant elephant that blotted out the sky and stomped on Tathagata.

"I seek not to become an immortal. I only wish to wait in the mortal world for my senior to return." The Golden Spirit Holy Mother unleashed the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art.

"Gate of Eternal Life, give it to me..." Tongtian hoisted the white jade gate with both hands and ... the Two Sages of the West.

"What? That's the Pangu Axe, the Creation Jade Disc, the ... Azure Lotus... They're all Chaos Treasures!"

"This is a Chaos Spirit Root, and it's as big as an entire world."

"These pearls, each as tall as a hill, are all Hearts of the Heavenly Dao."

"Senior, I'll get straight to the point. I won't merge with the Dao after all. I'll wait in the mortal world for you to return." Hongjun, his white beard flowing, broke down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.