If you're going to study at Homebody University, follow me.
"Welcome to Homebody University," said the silver-haired man at the podium. A nameplate reading "Vice **" was pinned to his left chest.
The audience erupted in applause.
"That's strange. Why isn't ** giving the speech at the freshmen's opening ceremony?" one new student asked in surprise.
"Heh. We've been here three years, and our mysterious ** is still nowhere to be seen. You never know where he'll turn up," said a senior student.
The person beside him sighed. "Yeah. At this rate, we'll graduate without ever getting a glimpse of **'s face."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.