You Robbed My Tomb, and Now You Want Me to Bless You?

Jin Zhou died and was buried in a wasteland, becoming the owner of a lonely grave.

One day, a band of strange tomb raiders came charging over.

First, they danced on his grave, then kowtowed and said:

Great ancestor, we have nowhere else to turn, so we robbed your tomb.

Please bless us with feasts of meat and fish every day, and help us reach the top soon!

Jin Zhou was furious. You robbed my tomb and still expect me to bless you?!

The System activated. Deal with them immediately.

These descendants are hopeless. I need to move to a more auspicious burial ground.

But why are there so many strange tomb raiders?

Wuchang: Can we eat the corpse-scented devil taro? It should taste pretty good.

Yin official: Big brother, do you think the people in these tombs are wearing masks? Why do all their faces look the same?

City God: What are you saying? I need to go pay my respects to big brother.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.