I Chewed Out My Blind Date, Then Asked for Five Yuan in Betrothal Gifts

After failing his 50th blind date, Zhang Yu gets blackout drunk and is hit by a car.

After being reborn, he receives the Tycoon System, and the timing just happens to be the morning of his blind date.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing your first sign-in. Reward: 500 yuan!"

Zhang Yu is instantly dumbfounded. "System, are you here to humiliate me?"

At the blind date, after a heated exchange, the woman brings out her ultimate move:

"Can you come up with five yuan for the bride price?"

Zhang Yu freezes on the spot.

"I think I misunderstood the System!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.