If I Don't Spend Money, I'll Become a Pauper

What?

A car costs fifty million?

"I'll take ten to start with. Then here's another fifty million: link the license plate numbers together!"

A French manor only costs five hundred million?

"I'll take ten to start with, but tear them down and rebuild them. I don't like French style!"

You can lose money on mutual funds?

"Buy me ten billion worth to start with, and sell it all before they turn red!"

The internet celebrity streamer won't dance?

"Send a ten-million tip first. I want to see her do the train dance!"

At midnight, Liu Shui sat bolt upright from a nightmare. He opened his account and looked at the long string of digits in his balance, on the verge of tears.

He had to spend money. If he didn't spend it, he'd be broke again.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.