Genius, Please Stop Playing Dumb

"Doctor, if you don't come back soon, the boss says he'll blow up all your dozen or so labs."

"He wouldn't dare! Go to Lab Nine and grab a few bombs. We'll start by blowing up the branch offices he built around our labs."

"But what if he blows up our labs again?"

"Then get a more powerful bomb and blow up his headquarters! Anyway, I've got a midterm in a bit."

"Hello? Hello? The doctor hung up again!"

A middle-aged man shouted into his phone in despair. "He hung up again! Tell me, why is a doctor going to high school? Didn't he know all that stuff when he was ten? He's already a doctor, but he's still so irresponsible. He's not a child!"

"Um, Mr. Zhang, although he's a doctor, he's only seventeen. Legally speaking, he's a minor, so he does count as a child," one of the researchers said timidly.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.