NBA: I'll Come Clean, I'm the Martial Saint of Basketball

Michael Jordan: "Lin's elbow broke three of my ribs and blocked my path to basketball immortality!"

Karl Malone: "Lin's iron elbow wasn't even drunk, but I was stumbling around like a *!"

Metta Sandiford-Artest: "I'd rather let Lin score 50 points on me than get knocked out by one of his punches!"

Dennis Rodman: "What would happen if Lin faced the Bad Boys? I think that guy Bill Laimbeer might get beaten into retirement!"

Lin Mo: "I wanted to get along with you all as an ordinary person, but all I got in return was distance. I'm done hiding it. I'm the Martial Saint of the basketball world. There, I've said it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.