All My Skill Incantations Are Internet Slang

He wakes up to find ferocious beasts running rampant and other races invading!

In the midst of danger, Jiang Lin blurts out, "Holy crap!"

"Ding! System binding successful. Congratulations, you've triggered the Demon Vine, an attack weapon that can stab, entangle, block..."

From then on, he discovers that whenever he says a popular internet catchphrase or one of his usual expressions, he instantly triggers a related skill!

Jiang Lin: "I haven't read much, so don't try to fool me!"

"Ding! Congratulations, you've triggered the Eye of True Sight. It can identify your opponent's level and information, and detect lies..."

Jiang Lin: "Enjoy your mouse-tail juice!"

"Ding! Congratulations, you've triggered the White-Furred Divine Rat. It's fast, has a powerful bite, and can grow..."

Jiang Lin: "The world is so big. I want to go see it!"

"Ding! Congratulations, you've triggered Divine Feathers. You can fly..."

Jiang Lin: "Oh, crap! I'm out of here! Somebody save this poor kid..."

"Ding..."

Later, he discovers that this thing is just like a prize draw, and it's addictive!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.