This Disciple Is Too Bewitching. I'm About to Be Drained Dry

I picked up this bargain disciple while I was out buying wine.

I thought I'd have someone to do odd jobs around the sect,

but who knew this monster would master swordsmanship after one glance, and make top-grade pills every time he tried alchemy...

Help! This monstrous disciple has learned everything. I have nothing left to teach him. He's drained me dry.

What am I supposed to do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.