Mysterious Descent: This Wizard Is a Bit of a Fool

Some people marry a princess from the start!

Some become dragons from the start!

Some transform into demon kings and destroy the world from the start!

And some acquire a whole dynasty from the start!

Why, when it was my turn, was I served up on an ogre's dinner table from the start?!

"The platter is so cold, and their eyes are terrifying. I want my mom. I want to go home!"

"Ding! Your System has arrived!

Congratulations, you have acquired the Hair-Growing Technique!"

On the silver platter, Shen Shi's expression changed as an apple was shoved into his mouth.

If this were a novel, then, *Author, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.