A Ghost Is Watching Me Use the Toilet? No Problem! I'll Smash It with a Brick!

Under the dim yellow light, the atmosphere in the restroom was extremely eerie.

Suddenly, two hands appeared in front of me.

"Would you like red toilet paper or green toilet paper?"

This is a vengeful spirit haunting me.

Red toilet paper means you die in three days; green means you die in seven.

Either way, I'm dead? Screw that!

I don't care who you are. You peek at me while I'm taking a dump? Brick to the face!

So what if you're ugly? Get lost!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.